On Lagos-Ibadan
expressway, a pastor met a team of policemen who wanted 'somtin' from
him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his
papers and having combed through everything without any offence to nail the
pastor, they asked him 2 open his bonnet. Against what was written on
paper, letter U was written in such a way that it resembled V. That was
all the OC needed to shout: "stolen vehicle".
The Pastor sensed trouble, hence he told the OC he were a Pastor. Then the OC said, "If you be pastor true true, open your bible to Matthew 5:25-26". The Pastor opened and read thus:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth, you will not get out until you have paid d last penny."
The Pastor quietly made an "offering" of N100 to his newly found "preacher". End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC.
The Pastor sensed trouble, hence he told the OC he were a Pastor. Then the OC said, "If you be pastor true true, open your bible to Matthew 5:25-26". The Pastor opened and read thus:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth, you will not get out until you have paid d last penny."
The Pastor quietly made an "offering" of N100 to his newly found "preacher". End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC.
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